welcome to jesse andrews dot com
hello, and welcome to jesse andrews dot com, the online home of all things jesse andrews. i would like to thank you in advance for visiting every single page of this site. i am also grateful for the purchase of one or more of my services that you are going to make. there is truly no limit to the functions i can perform for you:
- copy-editing
- striding around your residence and loudly decrying the american culture of excess while you take notes
- napping
- power-napping
my hourly rate starts in the high three figures.
to quote michel de certeau, il n’y a pas de droit qui ne s’écrive sur des corps. i do not know what this sentence means, but i have a tattoo of it on one of my thighs.
again, welcome.