About
my name is jesse andrews. i am a writer, musician, and designer living in new york.
would you like me to teach german to your bright but wayward child? or would you prefer a complex home-cooked fusion meal that respects your many dietary restrictions? are you interested in reading a provocative novel-length work of fiction? or would you settle for an evening of mediocre but enthusiastic impressions, including bill cosby and mike skinner (of british rap group “the streets”)?
i can provide all of the above, and more.
please enjoy the many pages of this site and do not leave until you have found the HIDDEN MYSTERY PAGE, on which is written THE UNFATHOMABLE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE, and a pretty good recipe for cake.