league of young dads

not much time to blog recently.  here:

* join my fantasy basketball league. do it right now. the password is takeitstrong. we need people. my team is the one called “junk first hug.” the name should be self-explanatory.

** i got uncharacteristically excited last night when i realized that there should be a batman villain called “the quibbler.” instead of joking or riddling, he quibbles. like:

“batman. your name. it is a portmanteau of ‘bat…’

“and ‘man.’

“yet the name of your little friend robin is not similarly constructed.

“also, his outfit. it has nothing to do with robins.

“explain these inconsistencies or i will destroy gotham city with a giant usage manual.”

long story short, eventually i googled “quibbler” and now i am not so sure this is a good idea.

*** nate silver is awesome.

**** thank christ, an alternative to lolcats.

***** it would be great if you came to my house right now and made me a sandwich.