amsterdamn

strongtakes today is funny.

amsterdam was superb. i hate telling people that i enjoyed amsterdam.

me: yeah, amsterdam was terrific—it’s a really lovely town.
friend or coworker: [smirking]
me: from an urban-layout perspective it was obviously lots of fun to explore, with the canals, and the bike paths, and so forth.
friend or coworker: [smirking]
me: STOP PICTURING ME HAVING SEX WITH PROSTITUTES WHILE ON DRUGS.
friend or coworker: i’m not sure that i can.

i drew some nice pictures and will post them someday. meanwhile, now i’m back. we’re entering the studio to finish the album today. please god let us finish it. it’s been so very long.

please expect less-lengthy updates at dudefatale for a while. i am writing a bunch of strongtakes right now and editing the rest. YOU: write for strongtakes.com. do not forget that we are offering health insurance.

in conclusion, if the cat does not stop shedding giant bales of its own hair in the night, i am going to ship him to fucking peru, and i am not going to spring for airmail.